Thursday, June 14, 2007

Echo



Hey readers, B here. I’m thrilled to be contributing to this blog and I wanted to get something up right away. These are some old pictures that I’ve never really done anything with. They were taken in 2003.

I’m writing this from memory, and though I could do some research I choose not to because I want this to go straight from my head to your hands. Because of this, there may be some geographic inaccuracies.

Let’s set the stage. During the Fall Semester of 2003 I had two classes, but about three hours of free time in between. I certainly wasn’t going to use those three hours studying, and there’s only so much time one can spend not buying CDs at Graywhale.

One of my favorite activities is Driving Around, so that became my tween-class pastime. I explored various canyons, and on a road that connected Emigration Canyon and Parley’s Canyon I found a nice spot overlooking a reservoir where I would park and eat lunch (sandwiches).

Eventually I started exploring further and further, following Emigration Canyon over to East Canyon. I was hesitant at first, like a young man making out with a girl for the first time, trying to see how much handsiness he could get away with.

Anyway, let’s break from the story to enjoy some fall colors.






One day I decided to go all the way, and I had a camera with me. Here’s the thing about East Canyon: it goes on and on and on and on. Over hills, ‘round curves, through the trees. In certain parts of East Canyon I get a weird feeling. I think there might be something sinister going on up there.

After a lot of driving the thick pine forest gives way to sand n’ sagebrush, a desolate area patrolled by dragons.


There’s a crossroads near the town of… Hennifer? It’s a nice area. Got itself some kind of stream, some algae filled ponds, a post office.

First, a left turn, where the spirit of locomotive industry lives on.




You come ‘roun these parts boy, you best be watchin’ yeh self. This here de Devil’s Slide.



That’s all there is to see to the left. Turning right at Hennifer yields a more interesting destination: Echo.

Named for the popular character from Lost, there doesn’t seem to be much of anything going on in Echo these days.


I’m surprised to see Echo surrounded by red rocks. I thought those lived solely to the Southern portion of the state.


Looks like the Modern Motel is the local hotspot.




I don’t go in because of the general spooky feeling emanating from the town. Seems like the kind of place where a hapless city slicker like me goes snooping around, only to run into a pack of Wolfpires.

“Hello? Anyone? What does it take to get some service around here? I just need OH NO I’M BEING ATTACKED BY HORRIBLE MONSTERS!!!”


I’m so worried about monster attacks that I decide to explore the abandoned church and the old cemetery.




Here’s some broken thing, if you need it.



I decide to put my childish fears aside and visit the Echo Café.


As soon as I enter my fears are re-established. The place is dusty, dark, and abandoned. The only noise comes from a single ceiling fan, spinning too slowly to do any good. A magazine rack holds the wrinkled pages of a random selection of decade-old magazines. Finally an old guy emerges from the back. I order a Coke.

“Forty-two degrees in Coalville last night,” he says in an out-of-place New England accent. I nod politely.

“Supposed to be even colder tonight.”

I say, "Shut up old man" and leave with my Coke.

The end.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Sunnyside

My friend, Ellie Bug, works for the government. What she does who she really is isn't top secret, but I'm not going to tell you because her privacy is top secret.

Not so long ago the government sent her to do some work in Central Utah, coal country. Our destination, Sunnyside.

My friend was still fast asleep while I was at the store buying my digital camera. I'm actually very afraid of cameras, but this one seems pretty gentle.

Ellie Bug took the first photo:



That's me driving. This is Ellie Bug sitting in the passenger seat taking pictures:



She good at what she does, and she does everything. I'm fond of her.

Before we get to Sunnyside, Ellie has some business to take care of in Wellington. Before you say anything stupid that you might later regret, let me assure you that Wellington isn't your grandmother's town. This place is insane. Maybe more insane than Sparta or Ikea.



Before you try to casually cross the street, be very aware that they have traffic coming from all kinds of directions.

Ellie Bug doesn't have a lot of business to get done in Wellington. On our way out of town we stop for lunch. You know what lunch is like, so I won't bore you with all the details. Photographically, these are the highlights:















Sunnyside is a place with an impending identity crisis. It's a mining town without a mine. Her only natural enemies are globalization, the rise of America's service economy, and the ever menacing East Carbon.













While Ellie Bug is busy doing work for the man, I explore. I mostly find small houses, brittle, yellow grass, and multiple stray dogs (pictures taken but not presented for lack of interest).

When Bug is done, we decide to get out of the bustle of downtown and move up into the hills. We stop to trade some pelts for grains and cured meats, and head to the edge of the wilderness.









There is no mine, but several mining implements remain. I climb while Ellie takes pictures with her real camera (she is a much better picture taker than I).

We drive and climb and take pictures in the hills until our supplies run low. We head back into the city taking more pictures on our way out.







All in all, a great time was had by all. Sunnyside was fantastic. Ellie Bug is a superlative traveling companion. And life is good.

Genesis

Life is pretty good.

Maybe not your life today, or for the last month, and maybe not tomorrow, but life in the abstract is pretty good. If you can see beyond the piles of laundry, the stacks of dishes in the sink, the annoying way your boss starts sentences, and how no one truly realizes how great and brilliant you are, then you will probably notice a context, and it might make you smile and relax.

Sociologically, I don't like freeways. You may not realize this because you're young or in a rut, but the freeway is a fairly new arrival---born sometime at the tail end of the baby-boom, after the A-bomb, before the H-bomb, and fairly concurrent with the poodle skirt. The chronology is important.

Giving you a 20 minute commute into the city wasn't the freeway's primary purpose. Ike was running the country back then, and, by most accounts, he did a serviceable job. But he wasn't a political scientist like Wilson, a Yale aristocrat like Roosevelt, or even good looking, young, and idealistic like Kennedy. Ike was a general and the Cold War was just beginning to frost around the edges.

Ike wanted a way to quickly move nukes and troops from San Francisco to Santa Fe, and to dozens of other cities starting with "San" all across the country. The interstate highway was born, our military responsiveness was greatly increased, and all of the sudden you could live in the suburbs and still sleep until 7:30 before having to leave for work.

Not many missiles have used the freeways since, but lots of people in those suburbs have. The city pulls and breaths them into it's vast lungs from about 8:00 to 9:00, and then exhales them from about 5:00 to 6:00.

I'm one of those people. I live in a Suburb. I like having a yard and a real house and not having to my neighbors listen to the radio stations offensive to my tastes. It's great.

But with the advent of the freeway life can more easily become work and home, black and white, here and there, bland and bland. Get up, brush teeth, pass through a portal at 65 mph, work for a eight hours, rush through the portal the opposite way, and I'm home. Not too bad, but not too great. A Greek Philosopher once contemplated such a life of sensible utility. His response was concise: "But where is the mustard?"

I'm not a philosopher, but I will tell you one place you can find some mustard: when you get off the freeway.

In a time not long ago, in place ten minutes from where you currently live, towns used to be adorable little self-contained entities. They had main streets, center streets, storefronts, corner stores, boutiques, salons and barber shops, movie theaters, book stores, cemeteries, and mustard. Towns developed around hearts, not freeway exits.

It takes longer to get to the city from the suburb if you're meandering through the main and center streets of the five smaller towns that are sandwiched in between. As it turns out, those little towns are not just exits to be passed by on your way to work, or the mall, or wherever it is you go. Those little towns have histories and micro-cultures and old people who sit on their front porch, who wonder why life has been so different since the freeway.

Two weeks ago I was off the freeway and I realized that life is pretty good. There was a second hand store, a mom-and-pop-cafe, and dozens of other places that seemed like a good way to spend a Saturday. So why should I have to stay in my house, go to work, end up at the mall and the giant box grocery store, and no points in between?

I bought a camera, talked to a friend, and the travelogue begins. First stop, Sunnyside, Utah.